All these unbelievers mocking us is really getting under my skin! I'M LItteraLLy ShaKIng As I tYpe THis!
RED ALERT - RED ALERT- RED ALERT! WE ARE AT DEFCON -2 ACCORDING TO A SECRET PUTIN MEMO!
I'm studying the survival techniques of the Tardigrade right now, who has Radiation Resistance, Can roll into a ball for water retention, Can live in the vacuum of outterspace. If you are wise, be like me, learn the ancient ways of the Tardigrade and STOP your unbelief!
I implore you to watch and study the tardigrade and emulate it as best you can before the Wasatch Wake-up/Cleansing! All the numbers add up, this isn't a drill! RED ALERT! 9/23/2017