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Have you ever wondered what our national anthem might sound like Bob-Marley (Reggae) version?
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32 page disaster plan for a Rabbit!
Truth is stranger than fiction!
Solution?
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Truth is stranger than fiction!
Solution?
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Obama Tries Stand up Comedy
"Today, Obama appointed James Clapper, [the Director of National Intelligence], to head the “independent group” of “outside experts" [to investigate NSA spying programs].
Clapper is the same guy who lied to Congress about spying … falsely claiming that the government wasn’t spying on the American people. He subsequently apologized to Congress for lying.
And – as the Director of National Intelligence – Clapper is the U.S. spy-in-chief."
Read more: http://www.infowars.com/obama-appoints- ... -henhouse/
Also check out this:
James Clapper is still lying to America
"Today, Obama appointed James Clapper, [the Director of National Intelligence], to head the “independent group” of “outside experts" [to investigate NSA spying programs].
Clapper is the same guy who lied to Congress about spying … falsely claiming that the government wasn’t spying on the American people. He subsequently apologized to Congress for lying.
And – as the Director of National Intelligence – Clapper is the U.S. spy-in-chief."
Read more: http://www.infowars.com/obama-appoints- ... -henhouse/
Also check out this:
James Clapper is still lying to America
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Headlines in the news...
"War Dims Hope for Peace"
(I can see where it might have that effect!)
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"If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile"
(Ya think?! )
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"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
(Who would have thought!)
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"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
(That's what he gets for eating those beans! )
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In Church bulletins...
-Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
-Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
-Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
-This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
-At the evening service tonight, the topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Thank you for starting this thread. Laughter is good medicine.LoveIsTruth wrote:Brilliant! Thanks!
I love "Kid History" episodes & snippets.
Here are a couple of my favorites...
Presidential Debates acted (voice) by kids...
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Star Wars
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Love is Truth...
As a side note - I really like your name and am curious what it means to you - how you define love and truth.
Here's in hopes of "making this world a better place" by inspiring smiles...
Tim Hawkins - Parents Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67vDQ3l8ghI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
As a side note - I really like your name and am curious what it means to you - how you define love and truth.
Here's in hopes of "making this world a better place" by inspiring smiles...
Tim Hawkins - Parents Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67vDQ3l8ghI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Very funny!! :))Thinker wrote:Love is Truth...
As a side note - I really like your name and am curious what it means to you - how you define love and truth.
Here's in hopes of "making this world a better place" by inspiring smiles...
Tim Hawkins - Parents Rock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67vDQ3l8ghI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Jesus said: I am the truth, and my Father (God) and I are one.Thinker wrote:Love is Truth...
As a side note - I really like your name and am curious what it means to you - how you define love and truth.
John said: God is Love
Thus:
Truth = God = Love
Therefore:
Love = Truth
or in English: Love is Truth.
Love is to see yourself in another, and to treat him as yourself.
Truth is the way things really are, or in other words, to do unto others as you would have them do to you, because it is all you, because we are all one, and whatsoever you do to others, you are doing it to yourself.
That is the ultimate TRUTH.
David Ike correctly said: Infinite love is the only reality, everything else is illusion.
Thanks.
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Thanks for explaining that - I felt the spirit as I read it.LoveIsTruth wrote:Jesus said: I am the truth, and my Father (God) and I are one.Thinker wrote:Love is Truth...
As a side note - I really like your name and am curious what it means to you - how you define love and truth.
John said: God is Love
Thus:
Truth = God = Love
Therefore:
Love = Truth
or in English: Love is Truth.
Love is to see yourself in another, and to treat him as yourself.
Truth is the way things really are, or in other words, to do unto others as you would have them do to you, because it is all you, because we are all one, and whatsoever you do to others, you are doing it to yourself.
That is the ultimate TRUTH.
David Ike correctly said: Infinite love is the only reality, everything else is illusion.
Thanks.
What you wrote resonated with me.
I think part of my weakness, is also a stength - a type of strong empathy.
I feel so hurt when I know others are hurting - especially children (who have no voice) and those who die through so much needless suffering.
I imagine if I or my children were them, and maybe we could have been.
I believe in the idea that "he who lives by the sword will die by the sword" - or - what comes around goes around.
Not only do I believe in a metaphysical consequences, but also more lasting spiritual energy as a result of our decisions.
As you mentioned, in each of us is a bit of all of us - we are all human beings - with human potential.
If we were born in different circumstances, we would likely think and do differently.
Of course, I believe in a window of free agency, but I also see that to have 100% free will is to be a nonentity full of infinite potential.
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Rubber Band Machine Gun
This Rubber Band Machine Gun can unleash elastic hell with its 672-round ammo capacity.
The RBGM is a KickStarter project by Alex Shpetniy, a student of art and design at the National University of Lugansk in Ukraine. The RBGM touts some impressive specs like a CNC machined wood frame, fully automatic firing, 26-foot range, and a firing rate of 14 shots per second, according to the KickStarter page.
Loading all those rubber bands can be time consuming, but Shpetniy has thought of that too. With the “special fast charging device” the reload time takes only a couple of minutes.
Shpetniy and his team plan to sell the base version for $85. With $13,300 already pledged, they’ve already blasted past their $5,000 goal. And they still have 31 days left to go.
This Rubber Band Machine Gun can unleash elastic hell with its 672-round ammo capacity.
The RBGM is a KickStarter project by Alex Shpetniy, a student of art and design at the National University of Lugansk in Ukraine. The RBGM touts some impressive specs like a CNC machined wood frame, fully automatic firing, 26-foot range, and a firing rate of 14 shots per second, according to the KickStarter page.
Loading all those rubber bands can be time consuming, but Shpetniy has thought of that too. With the “special fast charging device” the reload time takes only a couple of minutes.
Shpetniy and his team plan to sell the base version for $85. With $13,300 already pledged, they’ve already blasted past their $5,000 goal. And they still have 31 days left to go.
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Meet the Kronies ˗ they're out to destroy free markets ˗ it's "tariffying". [This probably is best described as satire. It’s humorous, but the message is painfully serious. Looks like a real TV ad for kid’s toys. Don't forget to click on the phony navigation menu.] The Kronies Posted 2014 Feb 1
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On a serious note, all this Kroniesm is made possible via aggressive violence of the state, which must be abolished if peace, justice and prosperity are to prevail.
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On a serious note, all this Kroniesm is made possible via aggressive violence of the state, which must be abolished if peace, justice and prosperity are to prevail.
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Regime-speak
By OI`Remus
Woodpile Report
April 17, 2014
You’re about to be lied to when they say-
a hand up
a new study showsa
poll by the highly respected
a positive step
are speaking out
arguably
arsenal
at-risk communities
best practices
broader implications
climate change
collectively
commonsense solutions
comprehensive reform
cycle of poverty
cycle of violence
demand action
denier
disenfranchised
disparate impact
disproportionately
diverse backgrounds
divisive
economically disadvantaged
embattled
emerging consensus
empower
enhance
experts agree
extremist
fair share
fiscal stimulus
fully funded
give back
giving voice to
greater diversity
growing support for
gun violence
hater
have issues
high capacity magazine
history shows
impacted by
impactful
in denial
inappropriate
inclusive environment
insensitivity
investing in our future
linked to
making a difference
making bad choices
marginalized
marriage equality
mean spirited
most vulnerable
mounting opposition to
multicultura
lnon-blaming
nonjudgmental
non-partisan, non-profit
not value neutral
nuanced
off our streets
on some level
oppressed minorities
our nation’s children
outreach
people of color (sometimes, colour)
poised to
poor and minorities
positive outcome
potentially
progressive
public/private partnership
raising awareness
reaching out
reaffirm our commitment to
redouble our efforts
root cause
sends a message
shared values
social justice
solidarity with
speaking truth to power
stakeholders
statistics show
sustainable, sustainability
the American People
the bigger issue is
the failed …
the larger question is
the more important question is
the reality is
the struggle for
too many
too often
touched by
underserved populations
undocumented immigrant
vibrant community
voicing concern
war on …
working families
Reprinted from Woodpile Report.
Copyright © 2014 Woodpile Report
By OI`Remus
Woodpile Report
April 17, 2014
You’re about to be lied to when they say-
a hand up
a new study showsa
poll by the highly respected
a positive step
are speaking out
arguably
arsenal
at-risk communities
best practices
broader implications
climate change
collectively
commonsense solutions
comprehensive reform
cycle of poverty
cycle of violence
demand action
denier
disenfranchised
disparate impact
disproportionately
diverse backgrounds
divisive
economically disadvantaged
embattled
emerging consensus
empower
enhance
experts agree
extremist
fair share
fiscal stimulus
fully funded
give back
giving voice to
greater diversity
growing support for
gun violence
hater
have issues
high capacity magazine
history shows
impacted by
impactful
in denial
inappropriate
inclusive environment
insensitivity
investing in our future
linked to
making a difference
making bad choices
marginalized
marriage equality
mean spirited
most vulnerable
mounting opposition to
multicultura
lnon-blaming
nonjudgmental
non-partisan, non-profit
not value neutral
nuanced
off our streets
on some level
oppressed minorities
our nation’s children
outreach
people of color (sometimes, colour)
poised to
poor and minorities
positive outcome
potentially
progressive
public/private partnership
raising awareness
reaching out
reaffirm our commitment to
redouble our efforts
root cause
sends a message
shared values
social justice
solidarity with
speaking truth to power
stakeholders
statistics show
sustainable, sustainability
the American People
the bigger issue is
the failed …
the larger question is
the more important question is
the reality is
the struggle for
too many
too often
touched by
underserved populations
undocumented immigrant
vibrant community
voicing concern
war on …
working families
Reprinted from Woodpile Report.
Copyright © 2014 Woodpile Report
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Kids are so funny... Which applies to us all - since we've all got a kid in us!
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Steve Carrell's Commencement Speech
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