TSA Gropers Being Trained To Feel For Crotch Bombs

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Re: TSA Gropers Being Trained To Feel For Crotch Bombs

Postby Dakota » Sat May 26, 2012 12:19 am

Two weeks ago my daughter, a very attractive, trained medical professional, was needed to transport her grandpa (my dad) on an interstate plane trip to a new medical facility, because his health made a drive impossible. There is good news to report from this trip. Not only is America safe from any bombs hidden in her private parts as determined from her reluctant participation in the porn cancer scanner, but America is also safe from the apparent terrorist threat Grandpa exhibited that required an oh-so-thorough personal exam (and you all know exactly what this means). They saw through his terrorist disguise perfectly: An eighty-five year old nearly deaf man with severe Alzheimers, in a wheelchair dealing with severe hip pain, also shoulder pain, and other issues. Such a clever disguise required not only the most thorough of exams, but that he be forced to stand up for it. They could not be fooled at his obviously fake agony.

More good news: At least he can't remember it.
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Postby LukeAir2008 » Sat May 26, 2012 2:06 am

AussieOi wrote:once upon a time i wondered why these women in WW2 lined up naked

surely they knew they were going to die

if you were going to be shot, why wouldnt you tell the murdering Nazi's to go shove it?

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Unless of course they'de made you do this countless times before, and you hadn't been shot

now line up to have your junk touched


I am disgusted that this image was removed. Do we have a holocaust denier as a moderator?

We should have that image imprinted on our brain. If scripture is true then its going to happen to us.

And if there are any sick perverts who think that image is sexual, men or women, then there is no hope for you for my friend. You are a sick, warped deviant.
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Re: TSA Gropers Being Trained To Feel For Crotch Bombs

Postby DrJones » Sat May 26, 2012 5:55 am

Dakota wrote:Two weeks ago my daughter, a very attractive, trained medical professional, was needed to transport her grandpa (my dad) on an interstate plane trip to a new medical facility, because his health made a drive impossible. There is good news to report from this trip. Not only is America safe from any bombs hidden in her private parts as determined from her reluctant participation in the porn cancer scanner, but America is also safe from the apparent terrorist threat Grandpa exhibited that required an oh-so-thorough personal exam (and you all know exactly what this means). They saw through his terrorist disguise perfectly: An eighty-five year old nearly deaf man with severe Alzheimers, in a wheelchair dealing with severe hip pain, also shoulder pain, and other issues. Such a clever disguise required not only the most thorough of exams, but that he be forced to stand up for it. They could not be fooled at his obviously fake agony.

More good news: At least he can't remember it.


Welcome to the forum, Dakota.
So sorry to hear about the treatment rec'd by your daughter and father. Can you tell us what airport this occurred at? I understand that there is some variation in "procedures" at different check-points.
I am very concerned myself about this issue... as my wife is traveling next week by plane in a rather urgent family situation.

We the people don't seem to have a voice when it comes to objecting to humiliating "searches" contrary to the Bill of Rights.

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Postby larsenb » Sat May 26, 2012 9:34 am

I heard 2nd hand a bit ago that a contractor who used to work for me and who currently works directly for another company as their western regional tech representative had another significant run-in w/TSA. He has to fly a lot and normally doesn't take much guff from them, and at least tries to stand up for his rights. This time they took him to court over some alleged infraction of their rules. He hired a lawyer and it went to court. The judge threw the TSA case out of court as having no merit.

I"ll get more details later and will share if significant.

I just wonder what would happen if more people could see their way to standing up to them and refusing to submit based on their 4th Amendment rights. It seems to me that it would be actionable if TSA prevented them from boarding their flight. Heck, the litigant could also name the airport as a party to the damages. To the degree that airports have a say in allowing TSA depredations (and I thought they did), maybe with enough lawsuits, they may realize its not cost-effective to allow TSA onto their premises.
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Postby Dakota » Sun May 27, 2012 12:58 am

Dr. Jones, this occurred at the Las Vegas airport just over two weeks ago. My normally outspoken, independent daughter chose to not make any waves at that time because of the situation with my father was a more urgent priority. Indeed, we all knew the sacrifice she would be making to escort him. I wish your wife the best with her journey.
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Postby sadie_Mormon » Tue May 29, 2012 1:06 pm

Dakota wrote:Two weeks ago my daughter, a very attractive, trained medical professional, was needed to transport her grandpa (my dad) on an interstate plane trip to a new medical facility, because his health made a drive impossible. There is good news to report from this trip. Not only is America safe from any bombs hidden in her private parts as determined from her reluctant participation in the porn cancer scanner, but America is also safe from the apparent terrorist threat Grandpa exhibited that required an oh-so-thorough personal exam (and you all know exactly what this means). They saw through his terrorist disguise perfectly: An eighty-five year old nearly deaf man with severe Alzheimers, in a wheelchair dealing with severe hip pain, also shoulder pain, and other issues. Such a clever disguise required not only the most thorough of exams, but that he be forced to stand up for it. They could not be fooled at his obviously fake agony.

More good news: At least he can't remember it.




When they do this to old people and children it gets me so angry! I've seen people that can't even move in wheelchairs be forced to stand and then be groped in front of everyone waiting at security. I've seen children be in tears going through this stuff. You stand there and there is nothing you can do and it's fustrating. I do say things outload about how I feel about it and people around me get all jumpy and nervious. I feel like turning around and saying, "what are you people robots!"

Ugh it's awful! I feel bad that your family members had to be subjected to this.
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Re: TSA Gropers Being Trained To Feel For Crotch Bombs

Postby Dakota » Tue May 29, 2012 11:21 pm

Thank you, sadie. You can imagine my reaction. Plus, I said my daughter is very attractive. Not exactly. She is extremely beautiful and, shall we say, extremely endowed. I would have been very shocked had she NOT had to go through the porn cancer scanner... X( :-o I'll just say here that she knows the real agenda going on and how to pick her place and her time.... It won't happen again.

I just shake my head at the American people enabling this, and yes we are. Can you imagine the reaction if this had been tried 50 or so years ago?
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Re: TSA Gropers Being Trained To Feel For Crotch Bombs

Postby AussieOi » Wed May 30, 2012 8:25 pm

Juliette wrote:
AussieOi wrote:once upon a time i wondered why these women in WW2 lined up naked

surely they knew they were going to die

if you were going to be shot, why wouldnt you tell the murdering Nazi's to go shove it?




Unless of course they'de made you do this countless times before, and you hadn't been shot

now line up to have your junk touched


You are in violation Aussie.


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So we have a thread about loss of our freedoms, about how they arecoming to get us, and we are still ashamed of the human body when it is SPECIFIC to the discussion

Are we afraid of our nakeness or something?

Having that defining picture removed is embarrassing.As in I am embarrassed for some of you

Only in America.

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Re: TSA Gropers Being Trained To Feel For Crotch Bombs

Postby AussieOi » Wed May 30, 2012 8:35 pm

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If we do not understand these images, and the context, and the significance, and importance, we are a lost people

If we find these titillating, we are a lost people

put the picture back up please.this thread is meaningless without it

if we truly think we are fighting gadiantons and think screening stuff has something to do with the loss of our freedoms but can't have images like that here,shut the web site down

to say "no nudity allowed" is as arbitrary as the kid who's GI Joe doll is confiscated by screeners because it has a 3cm toy gun,and the book says "no guns or replica guns allowed on planes"

I am also going as far as to say if THIS picture is not allowed to remain I'm gone from this site. It would mean it offers nothingmore than therapy for me.

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Postby Fairminded » Wed May 30, 2012 9:12 pm

I agree, AussieOI. I know I saw the video of the napalmed Korean children in high school and there was no outrage or cries for censorship. The images are ones of violence and human suffering, not sex. It says a lot to our culture that children will be exposed to graphic scenes of violence on television at an early age, but any form of nudity is equated with sexual perversion.
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Postby A Random Phrase » Wed May 30, 2012 10:18 pm

AussieOi wrote:I am also going as far as to say if THIS picture is not allowed to remain I'm gone from this site. It would mean it offers nothingmore than therapy for me.

Aussie, don't go. You are one of the few who make sense on here.
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Re: TSA Gropers Being Trained To Feel For Crotch Bombs

Postby AussieOi » Thu May 31, 2012 2:03 am

A Random Phrase wrote:
AussieOi wrote:I am also going as far as to say if THIS picture is not allowed to remain I'm gone from this site. It would mean it offers nothingmore than therapy for me.

Aussie, don't go. You are one of the few who make sense on here.



I don't plan to go

The choice is yours (as in the mods who are no doubt emailing each other about it)

if THAT picture goes, I'm gone

If it goes back up, I'll com eback

pretty simple proposition

Maybe Mark could run a poll on it (insert smilie for him)
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