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Florida disappears under a man and reappears in a Zhong He Cun, China, sinkhole.

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Didn't the church buy %2 of Florida? Now let's hope church assets don't go down the hole...

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Rachael wrote:Didn't the church buy %2 of Florida? Now let's hope church assets don't go down the hole...
I wondered about this as well. Maybe there will be a massive gathering place for the saints.......hundred and thirty feet below the main surface. :-B

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freedomforall wrote:
Rachael wrote:Didn't the church buy %2 of Florida? Now let's hope church assets don't go down the hole...
I wondered about this as well. Maybe there will be a massive gathering place for the saints.......hundred and thirty feet below the main surface. :-B
Hm. :-B An elevator to the center of the earth (hollow earth theory, you know), one large enough for a whole city to descend into the safety of the earth's womb, so to speak.

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freedomforall wrote:
Rachael wrote:Didn't the church buy %2 of Florida? Now let's hope church assets don't go down the hole...
I wondered about this as well. Maybe there will be a massive gathering place for the saints.......hundred and thirty feet below the main surface. :-B
Hm. :-B An elevator to the center of the earth (hollow earth theory, you know), one large enough for a whole city to descend into the safety of the earth's womb, so to speak.
The city of Heatandash, occupied with hot low lifes. :D

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Sounds hellacious!

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:))
You guys are funny - :))

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A Random Phrase wrote::))
You guys are funny - :))
Now we know where the wheat and tares will go. The Wheat are the Upper Crust, and the Tares are burnt nuggets due to not surviving all the trials and tribulations or living righteously who were assigned to a reside next to the earth's core.

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I watched a cooking show, and it called the nuggets "fond." Good for making gravies, sauces

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Rachael wrote:I watched a cooking show, and it called the nuggets "fond." Good for making gravies, sauces
Reminds me of the singing group...Fine Young Cannibals
If you remember this song, it is about two guys eating a nugget.
Then we have a different group called: Maggot and the Dead Meat Lice.

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Blasts from the past!

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A sink's whole hole sinks below ground level with a man standing, wholly, nearby the hole without sinking with the sink into the whole hole, rendering the man whole after the sink sunk without a hole.

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Reading that was harder than saying "Peter Piper picked a pepper,'" or "how much wood could a wood chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could chuck wood"

(Just don't say "sunshine city" real fast several times in a row if you dont use expletives)

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Rachael wrote:Reading that was harder than saying "Peter Piper picked a pepper,'" or "how much wood could a wood chuck if a wood chuck could chuck could chuck wood"

(Just don't say "sunshine city" real fast several times in a row if you dont use expletives)
Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit
a buttered biscuit Billy Button bought
if Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought?

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She sells seashells down by the sea shore

I slipped the sheet and the sheet slipped me

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No you caught 2

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........ Paris
....... in the
..... the spring

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Older/wiser? wrote:No you caught 2
Say what?



If you're hereafter what I was hereafter, then you'll be hereafter I'm gone.

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Random phrase somewhere back bantered about catching one to read the post, I just responded late, you caught to.. you freaked me out about Paris , I live there.... esp?

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Older/wiser? wrote:No you caught 2
Awsome! \:D/

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So, FFA, on another thread, you referenced the earth splitting open. I take it that means she does more than circles when she makes her holes.

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A Random Phrase wrote:So, FFA, on another thread, you referenced the earth splitting open. I take it that means she does more than circles when she makes her holes.
Sinkholes and cracks are created not from gravity but because the earth sucks. Volcanoes are due to the earth belching and not saying, "excuse me."

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SmallFarm posted this in the earthquake thread. I thought it would go well in here.

Impossible geology - sinkholes and dissolution tension cracks in AZ

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A massive Florida hole disappears over man's sink. Sink escapes expansion plan.

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:)) For a second, I thought you were going to say, "Sink escapes questioning."

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