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A Random Phrase wrote::)) For a second, I thought you were going to say, "Sink escapes questioning."
...expansion plan caused by the hole and questioning as to how the hole could disappear without a trace. #-o

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That works. :D

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A Random Phrase wrote:That works. :D
News flash. Residents and visitors in and around Florida's Disney World claim they cannot see the sky for miles and miles. After much debate, scientists now believe it is due to a tremendously, enormous hole hovering over the land. But that is not the worst of it. It is also claimed that the human form of a man is flying around in all directions within the hole, flailing his arms with every pass overhead and screaming help!, help!. Seems the massive hole is made up of a vacuum with the man trapped inside, bouncing every which way back and forth.
After a couple of days some sandwiches were shot into the hole and it took several hours for the man to finally get some food down his neck. This was accomplished only after peeling it off of his face and shoulders because of the impact. Water filled balloons were also shot into the hole and the only way the man could get water was to wait until he hit head on into the balloons and swallow what water he could get when the balloon exploded on his face. It must have been very difficult to swallow chunks of balloon in the process.
Scientists say the hole will eventually dissipate and the man will fall to the earth. They hope he will fall into a swamp or lake to have any chance of survival. How he even got in the hole is still a mystery.

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:)) :))

It reminds me of that Beatles cartoon, the Yellow Submarine, where they went to a land where holes were everywhere and one of them picked one up and put it into his pocket. When they were held prisoner (in a bottle? I forget), the guy took the hole out of his pocket and put it on the glass (?). Thus, they escaped.

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A Random Phrase wrote: :)) :))

It reminds me of that Beatles cartoon, the Yellow Submarine, where they went to a land where holes were everywhere and one of them picked one up and put it into his pocket. When they were held prisoner (in a bottle? I forget), the guy took the hole out of his pocket and put it on the glass (?). Thus, they escaped.
I'm a visual person, so I may find more humor in what I write due to this. I see in my mind's eye what others may not see at all. It is difficult to put on paper exact details so others can see what the writer intends for them to see.

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I find that to be true for me, also.

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This post and the four under it apply to this thread (since I can't pm you, FFA, and direct you to it, I'm posting it here). Enjoy (and please add to it).

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Florida goes under caused by an agitated and crazed plumber by sticking a garden hose in his kitchen sink hole.

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=)) =)) =))

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Some sinkholes reeaaally suck!!!


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freedomforall wrote: March 30th, 2017, 5:49 pm Sinkhole in the making
Holy Cow! I'm glad that one car on the right finally moved off the road so that the car next to the sinkhole could get away before it got even bigger.

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freedomforall wrote: March 31st, 2017, 3:45 pm Some sinkholes reeaaally suck!!!
:)) It looks like a reverse volcano.

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Silver Pie wrote: March 31st, 2017, 7:49 pm
freedomforall wrote: March 30th, 2017, 5:49 pm Sinkhole in the making
Holy Cow! I'm glad that one car on the right finally moved off the road so that the car next to the sinkhole could get away before it got even bigger.
I wonder if there was a broken water main or an underground stream since water is seen in the bottom. A full screen button is on the website for a closer view. Either way, it must be scary to be next to a hole growing in size before one's eyes.

Check these out:

https://giphy.com/search/sinkhole/

And what is this, really?

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freedomforall wrote: March 31st, 2017, 10:01 pmI wonder if there was a broken water main or an underground stream since water is seen in the bottom.
Could be, I suppose.

That gif looks like a giant drain.

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Silver Pie wrote: April 1st, 2017, 9:32 pm
freedomforall wrote: March 31st, 2017, 10:01 pmI wonder if there was a broken water main or an underground stream since water is seen in the bottom.
Could be, I suppose.

That gif looks like a giant drain.
I want to find it on google earth.

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How could you find it? Are there any clues in the place where you got the picture from?

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Silver Pie wrote: April 1st, 2017, 9:49 pm How could you find it? Are there any clues in the place where you got the picture from?
Maybe there are some links to lake water drains or something like that. I'll find it somehow. I really like looking for things on google earth.

Like this:
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https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/sea ... mp=yhs-002

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Silver Pie wrote: April 1st, 2017, 9:49 pm How could you find it? Are there any clues in the place where you got the picture from?
As I researched I found It is located in Portugal. It is a spillway for the water to run through a tunnel to another dam. 40°21'50.10"N 7°36'39.26"W
http://twistedsifter.com/videos/spillwa ... dimension/


Here are some Craters to check out:

http://twistedsifter.com/2012/05/the-mo ... the-world/

Some colliding rivers:

http://twistedsifter.com/2012/04/conflu ... the-world/

Strange Cloud Formations:

http://twistedsifter.com/2012/03/15-inc ... ormations/

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Holy crap! That thing's ugly. And scary.
freedomforall wrote: April 1st, 2017, 10:10 pm Maybe there are some links to lake water drains or something like that. I'll find it somehow. I really like looking for things on google earth.

Like this:

Mothman_statue.jpg

Check this out:

https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/sea ... mp=yhs-002

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You are incredible to find that. Thanks for letting me know what you found.

And, thanks for the links. Those are B-)
freedomforall wrote: April 2nd, 2017, 3:51 pm
Silver Pie wrote: April 1st, 2017, 9:49 pm How could you find it? Are there any clues in the place where you got the picture from?
As I researched I found It is located in Portugal. It is a spillway for the water to run through a tunnel to another dam. 40°21'50.10"N 7°36'39.26"W
http://twistedsifter.com/videos/spillwa ... dimension/


Here are some Craters to check out:

http://twistedsifter.com/2012/05/the-mo ... the-world/

Some colliding rivers:

http://twistedsifter.com/2012/04/conflu ... the-world/

Strange Cloud Formations:

http://twistedsifter.com/2012/03/15-inc ... ormations/

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An entire family disappeared in a sinkhole and all attempts made for rescuing them have failed. Now friends. neighbors and people all over mourn the loss of the hole family.

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=))

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Just what is a Sorida Flinkhole? Or is it Slorida Finkhole? Or is it sinking Florahole, or holesinking Flora? Or a woman named Sora Flinkholing? Maybe Sinka Florhole?

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=)) :-$ #-o :))

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