Nice try at modern political scripture

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JR Dieckmann wrote;

http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/28595

...By and by the people began to see that the Obama was not the great Messiah that they had believed him to be, and all but the people of Kool-Aid began running away. So the one born of the twilight became more enraged and told the people that it was not he who had failed, but that it was those on the right side of Congress who had caused it. But the people on the right of Congress had no power and it was clear that the false prophet had again tried to mislead the people.

And the people cried out “where are the jobs? We have no work.” And the great leader said “you can come work for me and take of the census,” but offered nothing to encourage the employers of workers to hire. Instead, the high ruler told the people that the employers are too rich and evil and will not survive under his rule. And he told them that the Chamber of Commerce is evil and will support those who oppose his policies of socialism. And the people said commerce is good but the high one said it is not and the free enterprise system must give way to the wishes of the people of the Marx.

But by now the people had become wise to the trickery of the twilight one and only laughed. And the people said let us rise up and have a tea party and get rid of all those who stand with this traitor in the house of the people.

So the great masses organized to oppose the people of Kool-Aid and partook of the tea and began shouting at the Obama, “No you can’t, not in our country,” but the anointed one didn’t hear them over the sounds of the birds and of the club smacking the ball on the greens of a far away land.

And so it was that the twilight one continued traveling the lands in search of those who would be fooled by his words read from the glass tablets in front of him, and he told the people to go out and vote for those who had betrayed them. So the poll takers went out and surveyed the people and the people said “down with the anointed one and all of his followers.” And it was good...

Will modern political scripture be written differently?