Funny Stuff!

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It pays to ask questions first. Click and enjoy.

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[SempiternalHarbinger]

Wow! The first one is pretty good! Thanks

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Here's another Irish joke!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I'll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, Lord, I found one.'

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Fight of the Century: Keynes vs. Hayek Round Two

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This is not funny, but amazing!
Dubai in the fog. Rare view from top of skyscraper Burj Khalifa. Click to enlarge

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is the economics of government projects.


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[7cylon7]

Thanks great post.

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DEBT LIMIT - A GUIDE TO AMERICAN FEDERAL DEBT MADE EASY.

[Thinker]

Thanks for the laughs!
Here's one by Brian Regan...Doctor...
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Thanks!!

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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I am SO sharing DEBT LIMIT - A GUIDE TO AMERICAN FEDERAL DEBT MADE EASY.

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[Thinker]

Duck Walks into a Bar... (Joke retold)
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I'm Farming and I Grow It

[sadie_Mormon]

That card one was crazy!

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This is not funny but simply beautiful!

The Life of Flowers.

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[Fairminded]

A more realistic version of that cartoon would show people stepping off only to get on another politician's plank that's exactly the same as the first, while the exit to the plateau is guarded by men with guns ready to shoot anyone who tries to leave altogether. Sure, politicians are individually on a narrow plank upheld by their constituents, but historically the only way the people have ever been able to exercise their "power" to topple a bad regime is through massive loss of life.

Sorry, I guess that's not very funny, so it doesn't really belong in this thread.

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"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

-- Benjamin Franklin.


"You never have to give up even one ounce of liberty to get security. If you give up Liberty for security you will get neither."

-- Ron Paul.

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Amazing!

Remember when you were 4 years old, you could do this too?