Funny Stuff!

[LoveIsTruth]

Men get frustrated because they don’t understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think.

=))

[MsEva]

Some thoughts...
I could snap at any moment. Seriously, with either hand.

Men get frustrated because they don’t understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think.

Men say women should come with instructions..but what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?

If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.

=)) =)) Those are good!

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[LoveIsTruth]

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[Thinker]

) I love this thread!

Even on Valentine's Day, my secret admirers take the secret part seriously. Good for them.

You guys are just like family to me. You know, dysfunctional.

I've owned 3 Golden Retriever's and not once has one of them brought me any gold.

[LoveIsTruth]

Ban Water!

This petition circulated widely and gathered thousands of signatures. (Kind of like, the man-made global warming hoax).

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
is fatal if inhaled.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of Styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

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[LoveIsTruth]

Communist Propaganda Poster:
Comrades, Turn In Your Weapons!



This 1918 Communist propaganda poster from the Russian civil war serves as yet another reminder that tyrannical regimes throughout history have always sought to disarm their populations through gun control.

Read more: http://www.prisonplanet.com/communist-p ... apons.html

[LoveIsTruth]

This is kind of funny:

US: The $995 billion sequester budget cut is really a $110 billion spending increase over 10 years. [This is the bottom line after exemptions and inflation are considered. The claim that the federal government will be brought to its knees over these cuts is propaganda from those who want an even larger increase.]Forbes 2013 Feb 19 (Cached)

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[LoveIsTruth]

[Rose Garden]

:ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause:
That's putting it in perspective.

[LoveIsTruth]

:ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause:
That's putting it in perspective.

Thank you!

[LoveIsTruth]

[LoveIsTruth]

Eric Holder wants to disarm Americans after shipping 2500 semi-automatic AK-47 assault rifles to Mexican drug cartels
(Can you say False Flag?)



Google "Fast and Furious Holder False Flag"

Eric Holder Wants to Talk About Gun Control as Fast and Furious Weapon Found at Mexican Crime Scene

[LoveIsTruth]

[LoveIsTruth]

Remember, these people vote.



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[A Random Phrase]

So, how did they do the one with the jelly beans?

[LoveIsTruth]

Environmentalists Call For Banning Water

Prison Planet.com
April 11, 2013
In a nod to a 10 year old Penn and Teller Skit, Infowars reporter Lee Ann McAdoo asks Austin residents if they would like to ban water.

[LoveIsTruth]

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[Thinker]

=)) Good ones, LoveIsTruth. I especially love that last one! Truth is either sad or funny as heck - both, really.
Interesting comparison between Hitler and the "liberal" trend.


Some random thoughts...

*Did you wake up grumpy this morning?"
-"No, I let him sleep in."

*The nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

*It's easy enough to have a clear conscience. All it takes is a fuzzy memory.

*Act your wage!

*What I need is a blessing that ISN'T in disguise.

*Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you & before you realize what's wrong with it.



*One of the nice parts about heading toward middle age, is that you can find all your favorite music in the bargain bin.

*(When you're being driven around looking for an "optimum" parking space...)"Don't give up. It took Noah 6 months to find a parking space."

*Only .001 percent of the po pulation achieves perfection, which may be why so few people recognize it in us. :ymcowboy:

*The one who smiles when things go wrong is just going off shift.

*I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it on.

*While driving down the road, a woman almost hit a man crossing the street.
She yelled, "Watch out!!"
"Why?" asked the man, "Are you coming back?"
...Along that idea...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQ7Y2alDxI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[LoveIsTruth]

=))

Thanks!

[LoveIsTruth]

Is this your cat?


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[skmo]

The year is 2023. Caesar Obamus is still living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Obama care has been operating for over a decade now.

John has a shooting pain in his groin. He worries about testicular cancer because the pain is just like that described by his father, who was taken by the disease several years ago at about the same age John is now. He goes down to his local Affordable Care Actiffice building and gets an appointment to see someone. 42 hours later, when they call him in from the waiting room, he gets to see the doctor's nurse's medical assistant's intern's scheduling clerk who tells him that all of his medical services will be free, and that they can get him in for a cat scan in six years.

"And will that be in the morning or the afternoon?" asks John.

"It's six years away. What does it matter if it's morning or afternoon?" asks the clerk.

"I have an appointment for a teeth cleaning with my Affordable Care Dental Hygienist's dental school student in the morning."

edited to add
When you're done laughing, or crying, take a moment and do whichever of those two things you weren't. The joke deserves both.

[LoveIsTruth]

The Daily Show 6/10/13
Good News! You're Not Paranoid.

[Thinker]

Never ask directions from a starfish.

Silence is golden. Unless you ahve a toddler. Then, silence is just suspicious.

I want my children to be independent, headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.

[LoveIsTruth]

Thanks! Funny!

[Thinker]

That clip is funny. I esp. like the comment...
"Mr. President, Nobody's saying that you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird that you didn't have to."



One of the 'World's Strongest Man' events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together.

I remember when yoga was called Twister.

Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?

Relationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Early mornings are great for spending time with the family. Then they spoil it by waking up.